So I may have gotten the idea from someone. Someone, meaning Jessica.
My favorite quotes:
“Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?” ~ Simon, City of Fallen Angels
“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.” ~ Jace, City of Fallen Angels
"There's always a bigger fish." ~ Qui-Gon, The Phantom Menace
"Aggressive negotiations? What's that?'
'Ah, well, negotiations with a lightsaber." ~ Anakin and Padme, Attack of the Clones
"'You were my brother! I loved you." ~Obi-Wan, Revenge of the Sith
“So basically you’re threatening to turn me into something you can sprinkle on popcorn if I don’t do what you say?” ~ Jace, City of Fallen Angels
"TRUTH is like surgery. It may hurt, but it cures.A LIE is like a painkiller. It gives relief at the time but may have side-effects later." ~ Anonymous
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it." ~ Anonymous
"I do not try to dance better than others. I try to dance better than myself." ~ Michael Baryshnikov
“Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)” ~ Percy Jackson, Nico Di'Angelo, The Titan's Curse
“Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.” ~ Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, The Battle of the Labyrinth